Cleaner with broom collection - waiting to pounce on unsuspecting rubbish, so much more civilised than seeing an Indian family sleeping under an overpass.
The niceness of BKK - my little mate, a client from India with his two sweet babes, lives in BKK. He took me to this amazing place. We had Mai Tais and gazed at the view. No way was I going into that pool as my vertigo keeps me 100 feet from anything that could take me over the side of a 25 storey building.
Papaya salad - salad was great! Crab sucked. I thought I would get some real succulent crabmeat on a basic salad, I got nasty little crabby bits with shells, that tasted foul and ruined the whole dish, eww spew. Beware tiny shiny crab in BKK.